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Aug 15, 2013
And Alice's band was found after one HR employee reported to the hospital and had it removed from around his own neck.
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Aug 15, 2013
Another slave in the "Global Plantation"!
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Aug 15, 2013
This idea will fall apart after all the employees catches on and has seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off on TV. cough cough.
Aug 15, 2013
I suspect Wally's band is wrapped around his coffee cup. Someone from HR will be concerned about his temperature and the absence of a pulse. Not because they care, of course, but because they'll have to waste time looking into the issue.
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Aug 15, 2013
No way Wally is wearing his. The question is, who did he slip it onto? I'm betting Ratbert has a new belt.
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