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Aug 16, 2013
The coffee pot has never been cleaned.

What they don't reveal here is that everyone else has the same attitude.

The level you see is grinds of coffee baked on from bad filtering and complete drying of the pot- I prefer eating raw grinds to instant coffee on cereal but hate plunger coffee.
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Aug 16, 2013
Does the sociopath module include writing a thank you note to Adolf Hitler?
Aug 16, 2013
Actually, Wally would be doing the world a favor if he punched a squirrel according to


July 21, 2992 strip.
Aug 16, 2013
Is that a 'locker loop' on Dilbert's shirt in panel two, or is it the symbol for 'pi'?
Aug 16, 2013
Okay, who here is surprised that management houses many people who fall into the Macdonald triad? Where better to put them than in the corporate world? It's just as much a rush for them and "killing cubicle convicts' relationships, ego, and health" is more socially acceptable than outright murdering them.
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