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Aug 16, 2013
It seems to me that if you can doze off during a small animal snuff film, you are so soul-dead that you would get off the fast track and go straight to CEO.
I think they were so intimidated that they couldn't let him embarrass them all.
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Aug 16, 2013
Punching squirrels? That sounds like fun! :P
Aug 16, 2013
Silly Wally. You've already punched a squirrel (or a baby - I was never sure which). You have to step up your game to be in the big leagues. No one is impressed with something they've already seen.
Aug 16, 2013

1 for not cleaning the coffee cup. I was asked once asked where did I buy a coffee cup which is black inside
Aug 16, 2013
Yeah, I could understand why Wally is only indifferent to suffering whereas a manager is expected to wholeheartedly enjoy it.
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