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Aug 31, 2013
My bet is that this one was inspired when it actually happening to Scott.
 
 
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Aug 28, 2013
@Rickapolis it's obvious you - or better - your tie - never met paper shredder :)) It is Dilbert's patent how to avoid it... I suppose.
 
 
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Aug 27, 2013
Left Hand: Hey Right hand there's that useless ball of !$%*! Do you want to hit it?
Right Hand: I can't reach but I'm sure you will get the chance- go for it.
PHB's body has more ethics than his entire head.
 
 
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Aug 27, 2013
Sheesh, here I am identifying with PHB for the very first time! I do stuff like that all the time. Yesterday, I smacked my left temple while opening the driver's side car door, then when I got gas later, cut my arm on one of the other doors. The right temple was already bruised from hitting my head on the pencil sharpener while trying to clean out a teeny-tiny closet, and both my baby toes are cut from running into my grandsons' toys.
 
 
Aug 27, 2013
PHB should ask the Dilman how his tie got that way. That might be an interesting story.
 
 
 
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