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Aug 29, 2013
@garrosonaw.... BRILLIANT!

but other than that, I am not sure where Scott Adams is taking today's comic. But as a stand alone I think it would have worked great as a teaser just before wally failed the ethics test leading him to almost become management
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Aug 29, 2013
Coffee, like your enemies, is best when freshly ground.
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Aug 29, 2013
Robot reprogramming by Wally. Since it was a personal project, it does not spoil his record of unproductivity. And the robot is company property just to sweeten his cup of joy.
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Aug 29, 2013
The robot's father was named " ruebert " who disappeared mysteriously one day in the early 90's probably from self destruction. Personally I think Ro-Bert is very interesting, so long as they keep the guilt module away from him.

Considering some people I know, my morning coffee would taste pretty good too if I had it delivered with the news Wally just received.
Aug 29, 2013
Reminds me of the Calvin & Hobbes strip where Calvin stalked, attacked, and "killed" his box of breakfast cereal, and then told Hobbes, "You're right... food does taste better this way"
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