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Sep 1, 2013
Notice how he expected a 60% chance of the person dying of an accident, but not of the person getting fired.

Knowing Dilbert's company there was a 39% chance of the guy getting promoted. for its ineptitude. So Dilbert had a 99% chance of avoiding him.
 
 
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Sep 1, 2013
Only Dilbert has the right mix of social ineptitude and total honesty to pull off a conversation like this without sounding like he's lying or being sarcastic.
 
 
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Sep 1, 2013
Love how Dilbert lets him know he was trying to avoid this conversation.
 
 
 
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