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Sep 3, 2013
His sphincter is so tight right now, that you couldn't drive a 10 penny nail in it with an 8 pound hammer!
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Sep 3, 2013
Just this morning I was interrupted 10 minutes before I started work - when I had just arrived and was about to change out of cycling kit !
I think my "look" was more amazement that anyone should stop me as I was carrying my office clothes and hairbrush to the washroom. - and after I answered the question the person dashed off for a !$% (cigarette) break whilst I went to get changed.
Sep 3, 2013
Office romance. Sweet!
Sep 3, 2013
My, similar to Alice, boss calls me out on using CAPITALS as yelling.

If I did something like that, I'd be on the carpet in front of HR for a diciplinary hearing.
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Sep 3, 2013
Nothing like being interrupted from doing actual work to doing actual BS.
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