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Sep 13, 2013
If the squirrel peanut message was delivered to the PHB's desk he would probably eat it thinking it was a gift of candy and thus the message would be sent to someone else...
Sep 13, 2013
Ah, good ol' Squirrelbert. "Let me hold your nuts."
Sep 13, 2013
So if the embassy is a 3'x3' cardtable, Dilbert would have to at all time have a piece of his
anatomy touching the table or legs, to have asylum. To communicate, Dilbert will have to hold
up a encrypted sign to be read by the Google satellite on a clear day. Don't trust the squirrels.
They are all secret agents for the foreign powers.
Sep 13, 2013
It seems that it would be easier to sneak a message out in the Elbonian's turban. Turbans, I think, are sacred.
Sep 13, 2013
It's waaaay faster than dealing with offshore Tech Support to resolve a connectivity issue!
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