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Sep 18, 2013
Wally puts down his coffee cup so he does not spill, then falls out with Dilbert. I agree that Dilbert seems to have become a young Wally, with little respect for management. I say "Bravo"

I personally have seen that there is no money to fix an existing tool or add features, but a budget for new application is found to replace it. Upon release the app has even fewer features than the old and no commitment on when the new features that instigated its release will be implemented. All that matters is that tool is released on time and under budget. The Champagne corks pop and back slaps all around by management. The budget then disappears and the features never happen. (Repeat as necessary)
Sep 17, 2013
Wally approves.
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Sep 15, 2013
" Everybody wants improvements without any changes."

But usually all they get is changes without improvement.
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Sep 15, 2013
PHB said to to tell someone to put new ones on there- Dilbert go tell the village idiot. No change orders required.
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Sep 15, 2013
Need a change order to replace the current change orders with new change orders. Got it!
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