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Sep 20, 2013
The PHB doesn't care why things are late. He is looking for someone to blame for it.
 
 
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Sep 20, 2013
"Does any of that translate as 'Lazy?'"

Well I did raise these issues weeks if not months ago and nobody did anything to fix them, so maybe there was laziness somewhere in the management level. Does that work for you?
 
 
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Sep 20, 2013
PHB made an almost perceptive remark in the last panel. How could he do that? Is it the coffee?
 
 
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Sep 20, 2013
Next panel.
Good. We want the working prototype to be seeing by the CEO on Tuesday. But don't worry, you still have until Thursday to have the final product, then Quality control will have the whole Friday to test it just in time for next Mondays for our customers.

But don't worry, you got time.
 
 
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Sep 20, 2013
Hey Dilbert, just translate that explanation into "it is the other department's fault" and the PHB will be happy as a clam.
 
 
 
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