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Sep 21, 2013
With Earned Value Management, only those certified know the program management tools. Why the project is late was asked and answered and PHB needs to have the product now, according to schedule. Nothing else matters and heads, not PHB's will roll.
 
 
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Sep 21, 2013
"I manage people." That's what PHB would say, because that's what he thinks he does. I used to work for a non-profit whose founders (yes, founders) could only describe what the organization was in terms of what it DIDN'T do. I was so happy when I was laid off.
 
 
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Sep 21, 2013
Having worked on and off as an extra in the movies for nearly thirty years, I just tell people that I'm "vaguely famous".... the look in their eyes makes it all worthwhile...
 
 
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Sep 21, 2013
Chinese proverb would describe this as "Chicken and Duck talk" (雞同鴨講)
 
 
Sep 21, 2013
Is Scott channelling Linus T?
 
 
 
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