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Sep 26, 2013
A wise girlfriend always use to shut me up, especially at certain phases of the moon, by reminding me that "A woman convinced against her will is of the same opinion still!" True of a bunch of TP fanatics as well.
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Sep 26, 2013
I didn't exactly like Alice and didn't follow the biography of fictional comic characters too closely but this ignorance seems out of place for her. Plus isn't she an engineer and not on the business side?
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Sep 26, 2013
I suppose I should have said " situation " instead of a word that begins with cir and ends with stance. The part in the middle must have set off the word filter.
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Sep 26, 2013
In every !$%*!$%*!$%* where I get a reaction like Alice is giving Dilbert here, I not only feel like a winner, I feel like a puppet master over someone else's meager and pathetic existence.

I can only conclude that I'm a sociopath, therefor I should ask for a promotion.
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Sep 26, 2013
his victory felt hollow because he argued with a woman. answer to all questions from women should always be "yes dear."
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