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Oct 2, 2013
Never, never, never turn your back on an angry Alice...
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Oct 2, 2013
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Thomas A. Edison

Too bad the conehead CEO, is insipred by the 1830's railroad development in th USA.
Oct 2, 2013
And it's not like he's the first one to come up with that idea. The concept for high-speed bullet trains in Japan dates back to the 1930s.
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Oct 2, 2013
Depends on where exactly he meant by 'back' and which pair of limbs, the team will use for 'pat'.
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Oct 2, 2013
A 'brilliant strategist' never has to deal with messy details. He takes all the credit when things work out and when they don't he blames some other idiot. No wonder CEO feels good about himself.
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