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Oct 12, 2013
The real question is "Does yours do it better"?
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Oct 12, 2013
Google your own name and see that you are 17th of a list of 38 people with your exact name, half of which are way more interesting than you, and the other half seem to be redneck mugshots.

Feeling the weight of the the crush.....
Oct 12, 2013
Believe it or not, I had a boss, nominally a nuclear physicist, who "invented" a sieve (yes, just a plain sieve, not very different from the hand-sieve used in a kitchen) for separating unfilled, floating sunflower seeds from filled good seeds. It was flaunted as a great scientific achievement of his lab. You won't get it by googing.
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Oct 12, 2013
Despite the fact that he talks, Dogbert does NOT give off human vibes.
Oct 12, 2013

"In the word of defence he could say: "Is google devices really "clicks" when you tap on screen?"

Dogbert's paws are such that a QWERTY keyboard works better for him than a touch screen. He might have a Blackberry.
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