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Oct 23, 2013
Wally actually admitting to doing something which, of course, is nothing. As long as the coffee lasts, he'll be able to continue his usual sustained level of effort....
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Oct 23, 2013
We had many bosses that thought a programmers productivity was measured in lines of code written. But they couldn't separate actual lines of code from lines of comments. Thus, our programs were all thoroughly explained.
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Oct 23, 2013
Two times zero is still zero.
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Oct 23, 2013
"Our own micro-manager recently asked his team leads to predict what each software developer will be doing - on a daily basis - for the next 3 months."

When faced with a similar situation, I replied "preparing for the zombie apocalypse" and earned yet another trip to HR.
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Oct 23, 2013
There are ~104 Saturdays & Sundays in a year, plus 10 Federal Holidays, which leaves ~250 "working days". Wally's math is off by 50 days.

Then again, if he gets paid weekly and doesn't use Direct Deposit, he needs to come in once a week to pick up his paycheck, ergo, his math is right on the money.
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