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Oct 25, 2013
@richmahn Never play your ace if a deuce will do the job. It doesn't take much to scare a robot. Just make sure he finds a "reconditioned parts inside" label on his forehead when he boots up some morning.
Oct 25, 2013
And once more the old, the ancient even, is new again. Clearly Alice is fully one of the fearsome and classical Gorgon sisters. As such, she rocks!

BTW and without a doubt the recently added robotic character's name has to be Robert (as distinct from Bob the Dinosaur).
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Oct 25, 2013
If I saw such a picture of horror, I would have polluted the chair too. But there wouldn't be any oil at all... >:-)
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Oct 25, 2013
Engineers are supposed to be good at practical solutions to fix things, and Alice excels! Not just making the wussy wannabee-cruel robot (s)oil his pan(ts?) - I love how she immediately comes back to a calm, matter-of-fact comment of the deed done. Of course, I deeply admire her ferociousness, too! rahhrrrr....
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Oct 25, 2013
My development software boldly defies my intentions all the time. How do instill fear into the device??
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