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Oct 26, 2013
Taoism teaches that you have the universe inside yourself.
 
 
Oct 26, 2013
A universe isn't necessarily going to be large.
 
 
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Oct 26, 2013
My wife won't let me buy any more books because the bookcases are full, and books are piling up on the floor; there would be absolutely no question of my bringing home an entire universe. Even a tiny one.
 
 
Oct 26, 2013
Welcome to the Universe installation wizard
Where would you like to instantiate your new Universe?
1. In parallel space/time continuum(default)
2. Adjacent to your current Universe (not recommended, check storage resources first)
3. At a different instantiation time
4. Create a simulated Universe in test mode

Disclaimer: In the future there will be no software screens, this is an approximation for your convenience
 
 
-14 Rank Up Rank Down
Oct 26, 2013
Don't they have hot coffee with lunch?
 
 
 
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