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Oct 29, 2013
Wally mentally translated PHB as: BUT THAT'S HARD FOR ME, BECAUSE I'M BASICALLY A SAUSAGE CASING FULL OF STALE COFFEE AND ROTTED ORGANS
 
 
Oct 28, 2013
Do you know what they call an empty sausage casing?

A hollow weenie.

Well, IT IS that time of year.
 
 
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Oct 28, 2013
Once again, insightful truth from Adams. Though he could have added, An EXPENSIVE sausage casing...." I have actually heard managers complain to their employees about how much they cost.
 
 
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Oct 28, 2013
Wally keeps it low and slow, cool and clear - as long as the coffee flows, he'll outlive everyone else in the company - what genius - the Zen of Wally....
 
 
Oct 28, 2013
Wally knows that he doesn't want to work hard so the PHB treating him badly here just justifies him when he has little progress to report.

Of course having a good manager might help motivate employees but I think there are other important things that also help which most companies couldn't care less about... like prompting healthy living in general.
 
 
 
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