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Oct 30, 2013
That's the fork I use for my Snickers bar. But if it's hard of course I use a knife as well.
Oct 30, 2013
I wonder if Scott lost a speaking engagement to Miss Manners.
Oct 30, 2013

I haven't watched Shaft but I know what a shiv is.
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Oct 30, 2013
Anyone who had to look up "shiv" didn't watch Shaft.
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Oct 30, 2013
@mcbure Since Alice developed her expressions from Heck, she only needs a shiv on those rare occasions that someone reaches across her plate for the ketchup.
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