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Oct 31, 2013
I wish my company did etiquette training.

In fact, I wish they did *anything* to count us as human beings.
Oct 31, 2013
Oh, come on! I just wrote s.u.c.k.i.n.g his finger.
Oct 31, 2013
I have seen some cannteen behaviors that I just couldn't believe were real: One guy was scraping the sauce off his plate with his finger, and then !$%*!$% the finger in a loud "slurp".
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Oct 31, 2013
why is it "in" your lap and not "on" your lap?
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Oct 31, 2013
@ Ingmar After that "shiv" crack the DOC is afraid to trust them with any thing but the napkins. And I'm positive she's regretting that right now.

As I've bragged before, my crew drove off one councilor who complained it was like dealing with a pack of wolves. Seems like Dilbert and Co. are one upping us.
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