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Oct 31, 2013
That's why I like pub grub places as they usually have plenty of napkins; one to wipe food off your mouth, and others for wiping snot running out of your schnozz.
 
 
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Oct 31, 2013
New game - 'gaslight the desiccated crone!' Tag (honk!) you're it!
 
 
Oct 31, 2013
Going by the size of the "honk", Alice honks gentler than Dilbert. Believe it or not!
 
 
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Oct 31, 2013
How many of you have surreptitiously used your napkin to wipe your nose when it starts running in the middle of your meal? I, for one, plead guilty.
 
 
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Oct 31, 2013
Clear sinuses improve diction. Plus, the napkin will stay in place better now. Dilbert 2, desiccated crone 0.
 
 
 
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