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Nov 3, 2013
I know two people who routinely clean out their nostrils at the table with their dinner napkin. Nothing is guaranteed to be more revolting to dinner companions. How does one get the point across that this is unacceptable? In a restaurant the food servers must collect these snot-laden napkins and then deliver another customer's meal. Let's hope it isn't yours or mine!
Nov 2, 2013
Okay for a joke lifted from the faux "Seinfeld Reunion" depicted on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" Season 7... The difference being George didn't understand the difference... Dilbert just doesn't care... Dilbert 1 - George 0... Geshundheit...
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Nov 1, 2013
Surely it depends on the napkin - paper : OK , linen - perhaps not !
Oct 31, 2013
I use my napkin as a handkerchief all the time, especially when I have had Taco Bell for lunch. Nothing clears the sinuses better.

It does a pretty good job of clearing the bowels, too.
Oct 31, 2013
Speaking of bands, I think "Probed by Aliens" would be a great title for an album.
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