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Oct 31, 2013
@amitmaroo1 @sittnick1
The bigger nose will give the louder honk.
Just look how small the nose of Alice is!
Oct 31, 2013
I should try honking in my own napkin. It might stop sliding onto the floor.
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Oct 31, 2013
Fine linen napkins are wonderful for washing dishes with.
Just don't let the mother of the bride find out you using her expensive rented linens as a dish rags.
You will get mom powered stare of shame that because of you, the wedding party is a table short of carefully matched color linens.
Oct 31, 2013
Let's not introduce this lady to the PHB's eating habits... she'd have a fit.

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Oct 31, 2013
I like the way that, for all of her ferocity and Fist of Death, Alice still has a softer, more feminine version of Dilbert's honk.
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