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Nov 4, 2013
Barcode every cable, genius.
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Nov 4, 2013
Next time the thief would steal also your "webcam with motion sense recording".
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Nov 4, 2013
Another member of staff borrowed some cables but forgot to return them. We took them back (they were specifically bought on our project, not theirs) as we were about to ship to site.

"I need them back" they said. "It's part of our test rig now"
No, you should have bought a set on your project's budget. You've had months.
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Nov 4, 2013
I'd set up a webcam with motion sense recording, go directly to the thief and fling the duds on his keyboard, declaring "these are yours", and cause maximum inconvenience by retrieving my network cables without giving him a chance to save his work.
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Nov 4, 2013
I have sometimes fantasized about fixing this issue with superglue.
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