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Nov 5, 2013
Alice wearing a look of wide-eyed innocence. Normally she'd tell him to get stuffed and give her those cables before she turns his internal organs into decorative macrame. Alice gets cables, Dilbert keeps his pancreas. Everybody who matters in the debate is happy.
Nov 5, 2013
You'd think that a competent engineer like Dilbert would keep his projects under lock and key when he's not around - especially after the first cable theft.
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Nov 5, 2013
Further evidence that the California crime statistics are flawed. The epidemic of cable theft is totally ignored in the published figures.
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