@ Halmyre Leave out the first two letters and you have a misspelled naughty word. I think Adams leaves this censorware in place because he gets a kick out of seeing how weirdly it acts. And seeing if commentors can work around it creatively.
Any software that doesn't let go of MY RAM when I say quit is not allowed to play with my computers. I've never tried Skype and Alice just helped me decide to never bother.