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Nov 20, 2013
There's a very fine line between "CAN fix things" and "WILL fix things." My stepdad was a mechanic by trade and I don't remember ever having a car that ran right throughout my childhood. I remember Mom saying once that if a mechanic couldn't keep his own car running, she was glad she hadn't married a roofer. It rains a lot in the south.
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Nov 20, 2013
If all women where as Alice humanity would be doomed for extinction.
Nov 19, 2013
WOW, This is one of Scott's best in a long time, and so true that it hurts!
Nov 19, 2013
"How are your social skills?"
"I'd have to show you'.

As an aside, that line never worked for me, although I really did try it once or twice.
Nov 19, 2013
DIlbert is not getting good responses to his membership in a dating club. He is just
not doing well in the mixers they are offering.
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