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Nov 19, 2013
How are my social skills?

The only interaction I like outside of work generally involves curling up with a woman and doing anything that doesn't involve talking about really... not that I am an introvert or anything, I just fear my own reactions when people say horribly stupid things as if they are facts.
Nov 19, 2013
Actually, a lack of social skills is the exact reason one is a successful engineer -
keeps one in university while others are flunking out.

Mix in just the right amount of sociopathic behavior and voila, upper management.
Nov 19, 2013
Dilbert learnt to lies visibly. An engineer is mostly incapable of doing anything with it's two hands (appart hitting a keyboard), that's why they envy technicians. (I'm an engineer I know what I'm speaking of)
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Nov 19, 2013
That's women - it's always all about them.
Nov 19, 2013
Dilbert, listen to yourself and get an engineer girlfriend. She can fix things around the house...
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