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Nov 21, 2013
This reminds me of when I used to work for the government...
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Nov 21, 2013
Sure, blame the victim!
Nov 21, 2013
There’s no further truth from this.

Some people are so afraid of doing wrong things that they lose focus of all the right things they should do.
Nov 21, 2013
PHB: Hurry up and do something so I can tell you what you did wrong.
Nov 21, 2013
Apparently I'm unacceptable. I think I'll just have to buy another mug! Thank you Dilbert - for keeping me sane and making me giggle at work (out of the blue and for no apparent reason) for a number of years now. They hate it when you smile when you have nothing to smile about.
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