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Nov 22, 2013
Here's why it doesn't matter: he's in talks to acquire a competitor with an inferior product and sell that one instead, so Dilbert's project is going to get cancelled anyway.
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Nov 22, 2013
Rumor has it that CEO is trolling for an Cabinet appointment as head of the Dept. of Health & Human Services (for which he is eminently qualified), after which he can get Dilbert to fix the website an then take all the credit!
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Nov 22, 2013
Just having a meeting gives managers a sense of worth.
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Nov 22, 2013
Coulda done better with this one Scott.
Nov 22, 2013
Many people are available to yammer techno. Bring them in off the street sit them down and put them to work - just like hiring a welder. A welder welds. Technos yammer.

There is only one CEO.

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