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+96 Rank Up Rank Down
Nov 25, 2013
That's nothing! I could sell him a set of Wikipedias real cheap!
 
 
+103 Rank Up Rank Down
Nov 25, 2013
c/Yiddish/New York/

Does that make it an adequately safe joke?
 
 
Nov 25, 2013
Why isn't Dogbert's tail wagging?
This is good question thec_1024.

PHB might be ignorant but he is (selectively though) good at reading other people's minds. In particular, he can understand when the other person is at a positive mood (so that he can destroy it). Dogbert shares the same psychopathic features, in addition he can detect ignorance.
 
 
+47 Rank Up Rank Down
Nov 25, 2013
Such a deal I have for you PHB! (said in a Yiddish accent)
 
 
+1 Rank Up Rank Down
Nov 25, 2013
For that kind of money, you should at least get the name of someone you can blame when things go wrong (yeah, I know Dogbert'll just give the PHB Torvalds's name if asked).
 
 
 
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