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Nov 27, 2013
I see a burning bush.... (George, is that you??)

When I was very little, my mother used to bake a birthday cake for Jesus for Christmas! She was pretty funny!

I continue to be impressed with Wally's ability to play the straight man while he totally plays PHB. What *could* go wrong?? grin...
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Nov 27, 2013
In my best newsreel voice impression, I used to say to co-workers who thought like the PHB, "But does the fate of the free world depend on (fill in the blank)."
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Nov 27, 2013
In 2011 Christmas my parents were out of the country, I broke up with my girlfriend and I was like "where the hell should I spent my christmas?"

I was telling it to my friends and I said "I think I'll just ignore christmas this year"
And 5 seconds later came a freaking thunder.

"Ok, ok. I'll celebrate your birthday"

In the end I just spent it on a friend's house, and it was pretty nice.
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