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Dec 8, 2013

hey, no argument! I didn't say Wally was lazy... and we might have a good argument here that the CEO and PHB are also useless. whattyathink?? I would say that being lazy can also be a 24 hour a day job, too.

I'd put my money on Wally over Dogbert, tho that is an intriguing match-up! We could throw Alice in for a little color?
Dec 8, 2013
Isn't that whole 'suppose I told you...' line always some lawyer's trick? Perry Mason used it all the time.
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Dec 8, 2013
Makers vs. cakers.
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Dec 8, 2013
They seem more alarmed about the though of reading rather than of working 16 hours in one day.
Dec 8, 2013
If they eat all that cake, will their heads get any fatter?
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