Hmm! It sounds like Wally could be management material after all. He'd have the same reactions, (if he took those standards seriously, which admittedly, he wouldn't) and he scored high on the sociopath scale. And his 'colorful' browser history, too! well! Let them eat cake! With coffee!
Gotta say tho, I have to agree with Dogbert that the look on the faces of CEO and PHB in reaction to eating lots of cake is creepy.