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Dec 8, 2013
Reality is a miserable, unrewarding place. I'd rather have the cake. And lie about how hard I work to earn it.
 
 
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Dec 8, 2013
How about instead say you work 16 hours a day (no need to do it, just say it) and then exploit your employees inventions and patent them as your own.

Worked well for Edison.
 
 
 
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