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Dec 12, 2013
Ooooh, excellent one! I will use that at work for sure...
 
 
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Dec 12, 2013
The question, as always, is not how many monkeys are needed to write something, but how many monkey level brains are reading something. For example, I hear that the protocols of the elders of zion are very popular in the arab world. And in that particular case, I wouldn't be surprised if the ones that wrote it were actual monkeys.
 
 
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Dec 12, 2013
A politer way of saying...
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1997-10-28/
 
 
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Dec 12, 2013
If I had an infinite number of bosses, and if there were an infinite number of Nobel prizes, one of my bosses would still not get a Nobel Prize. On the other hand, if there were also an infinite number of lunatic asylums, ... ...
 
 
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Dec 12, 2013
This is my favorite variation:

It's been said that if an infinite number of monkeys typed for an infinite amount of time, eventually, one would type one of Shakespeare's classics.

Now that we have the internet, we know this is not true.
 
 
 
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