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Dec 19, 2013
Never took little Dilbert for one of 'the level playing field' crowd before.
Those luxury items come from working - Try it.
Dec 19, 2013
CEO: ...So coming back to the topic at hand, as you all know the company is going through rough times and unfortunately you can expect your upcoming performance evaluation to be unexpectedly low.
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Dec 19, 2013
Is he about to take the discussion on to wages next?

Tried that once, but was told the company had reduced its number of private jets down to just one.
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Dec 19, 2013
I thought the CEO was not supposed to mingle with menial staff like Dilbert and Alice.
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Dec 19, 2013
Don't forget the part where, during the recession, he was given a bail out option by the government to pay for all of that!

Anyone else reminded of the politician that complained he was having trouble paying his bills a few years back? Some NY guy IIRC...
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