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Jan 7, 2014
I vaguely recall hearng something in quantum physics about matter converting to energy and vice versa. In this case, energy is being converted into dead weight!
Dec 30, 2013
Wally should have been the #1 choice as the Chairman for the Federal Reserve --- hey … you never know
Dec 29, 2013
Another one of Wally's superpowers revealed.
Dec 28, 2013
@Gamone: "I wouldn't be surprised, though, to find that skilfully-processed apathetical energy might end up causing hair to grow on Dr Wally's head."

Providing benefits to others will have to wait. Wally's first application will be the _removal_ of hair on others' heads.
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Dec 28, 2013
Wally's coffee clearly didn't have enough caffeine in it - the energy ball is gonna hafta hide in the nearest wall socket to avoid complete obliteration....the Zen of Wally - the master at work, as it were.....sooner or later I expect to see other members of the company bowing before him in recognition of his ummm, ahhh, you know what I mean...
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