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Jan 7, 2014
If the glove doesn't fit... blame your subordinates
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Dec 31, 2013
Odd, at my company we get child sized mittens for our feet.
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Dec 31, 2013
In honor of his extraordinary leadership this past year, the PHB should be given the highly touted and much coveted "Non Compos Mentis" award. However, someone has to go and find where it's been stored.....
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Dec 31, 2013
Maybe that's why OJ Simpson's hand didn't fit? Very clever indeed.
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Dec 31, 2013
Reminds me of an old CO I had in the Navy. Kept comparing the command to a football team and killed moral because his favorite coaches motto was "You either need to drive your team or lead them, and I choose to drive." Then he'd finish it off with stories about his time working with the german navy.. However that fit in I don't know. But I've never seen so many people TRYING to get OTH....

Either way, that style did not fit his ability or the command...
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