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Jan 3, 2014
Hah, as a combed-hair-manager myself, I often face this dilemma...
Jan 3, 2014
"A leader is a dealer in hope." —Napoleon Bonaparte

PHB's employees are led by the hope he will die.
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Jan 3, 2014
"Just to be clear you are terrific."
"But everything you do is exactly what a moron would do."

Got to remember that one.
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Jan 3, 2014
Ah, Captain Charm is at it again! Dance on, gentle prince! And be prepared to duck...
Jan 3, 2014
PHB, your business strategy smells so bad it looks like it was written by a 5 year old but you are... sorry I just can't bend the truth enough for this one!
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