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Jan 11, 2014
It's like the CEO is talking to Dilbert the groundskeeper:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ceos-marital-duties-outsourced-to-mexican-groundsk,1676/
 
 
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Jan 11, 2014
What the CEO was really saying was "I could not have earned my 6 figure bonus without you underlings working long hours with no raises".
 
 
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Jan 11, 2014
@mjncad
I am experiencing a luxury submarine tour through the invisible world, the captain (CEO) is a marvellous days creator, typical merry maker, deeply being appreciated and cherished.
 
 
Jan 11, 2014
"I didn't realize you considered your wife an 'unimportant task'"
 
 
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Jan 11, 2014
Is it even possible for the CEO to say something that is self deprecating?

How can he, as a person, be lower than what he currently is?
 
 
 
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