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Jan 11, 2014
Dilberts reply is impressive.
 
 
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Jan 11, 2014
Nope, not yet. The sentences are grammatical but the content is totally meaningless. It's kind of like what might result if you trained a monkey to use a keyboard and ran the stuff through a high-quality spelling/grammar check process. And then regularly got the monkey drugged into a stupor right before you let him at the keyboard.
 
 
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Jan 11, 2014
Dilbert's thought-bubble --> "Hey conehead! I actually get real work done, and thanks for making me look like a highly accomplished social prodigy!"
 
 
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Jan 11, 2014
In a previous life the CEO was the Titanic's cruise director.
 
 
+48 Rank Up Rank Down
Jan 11, 2014
Remember when you told me to hire a network security expert? I hired your ex-wife. Good thing it wasn't important.
 
 
 
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