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Jan 15, 2014
... And the Robot War was narrowly averted by exporting it to another planet just before it was ready to break out on Earth. Huzzah!
Jan 15, 2014
gonna need dogbert to send over another goat?
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Jan 15, 2014
Or maybe Dilbert's spaceship can carry enough humans and they can form as fuel source for the robots with their organic waste material... And maybe CEO-PHB duo would provide enough fertilizer to run entire population of robot army...
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Jan 15, 2014
Back in the 80's the engineering company president read the word "database" in a trade rag, and went to one of the company's IT guys and said, "Build me a database." The IT guy replied that without criteria as to what the database would do, he would populate the database with the contents of the White Pages.
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