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Jan 16, 2014
Is Alice saying, "monkey see but monkey don't want to"? Or is that "will never do"?
 
 
Jan 16, 2014
"Bring me solutions not problems" does not now, nor has it ever meant "Tell me the truth".
 
 
Jan 16, 2014
The only solution I ever wanted to present my former supervisor was oil of bitter almond in a bottle of cheap scotch, to help her unwind after a long day of irrational harangues and backstabbing. Not that _I'm_ still bitter, mind you, after more than a decade and a half. Well, no more than the almonds.
 
 
Jan 16, 2014
Fuh-fuh-fuh-fuggedaboutit?
 
 
Jan 16, 2014
.."fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh fuh..." David Byrne Talking Heads (Psycho Killer)
 
 
 
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