Looks like Bixtappa is not the only god caring mor about his ego, than about his followers behaving like descent people. Check this out:
0 I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery.
1 Thou shalt have no other gods before me
2 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the LORD your God am a jealous God...
3 Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain
4 Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
this guy here just wasted four and a half out of ten commandments to say nothin more than "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?". This is crazy!