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Jan 25, 2014
I like to imagine that in the next panel, Dilbert grabs his boss's head and yanks backward because "he had an adder!"
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Jan 21, 2014
Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
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Jan 21, 2014
A'ight. Here's another one:

Looks like Bixtappa is not the only god caring mor about his ego, than about his followers behaving like descent people. Check this out:

0 I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery.
1 Thou shalt have no other gods before me
2 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the LORD your God am a jealous God...
3 Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain
4 Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy

this guy here just wasted four and a half out of ten commandments to say nothin more than "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?". This is crazy!
Jan 20, 2014
The way the Elbonian is stretching that poor mud adder, it would seem like strangling someone with it is harmful for the snake too. I guess they don't have an Elbonian version of the ASPCA.
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Jan 20, 2014
Political Correctness is a unless endeavor as well as the #1 enemy of freedom of speech.

One can try to avoid offending people (if they don't deserve it), but at the end of day. If someone gets offended, is their problem not yours. They have to deal with it, not you. Is called growing up.

It used to be that children learned that "Sticks and stones may break my bones (but words will never hurt me)."

Now they learn to manipulate by using the I am offended card. Which means they never grow up. We have a huge population of manipulative narcissist as a result.
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