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Jan 31, 2014
I got a bad review after a year of striving to make things better despite a useless team. For the next year I did very little but creative timesheeting and extremely ironic politically correct babble. It was a lot less stressful for me, with lots of going home at five. Just when I thought the year was a total waste, I got a "much improved" review. It took a great deal of self control not to burst into laughter. I know EXACTLY what's wrong with the economy, and it isn't the Wallies of the world.
 
 
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Jan 30, 2014
Well, he could always just rephrase things so that he's positive. e.g. "I'm _positive_ that that's a horrible idea" or "I'm _positive_ that this will never work."
 
 
Jan 30, 2014
khpage, what, do you think PHB would follow his own orders?
 
 
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Jan 30, 2014
Negative=You are pointing out obvious problems, solutions I don't want to try, and disagreeing with me when I am wrong.
 
 
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Jan 30, 2014
Since when is screaming and yelling at someone positive? Or is it that the PHB is giving himself a little voice strengthening for his audition for the local opera....
 
 
 
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