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Feb 1, 2014
The PHB will be happy with his decision. The robot's directives are very much in accordance with management's own views (though the PHB would prefer an exception be made in his own case).
 
 
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Feb 1, 2014
Of course everyone is Dysfunctional, that is a requirement to work under PHB management.
 
 
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Feb 1, 2014
I can't top Pclip's post.
 
 
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Feb 1, 2014
Wally's directives to the robot:

1. "A robot may not injure a coffee machine or, through inaction, allow a coffee machine to come to harm."

2. "Interns and middle managers are acceptable sources of cyborg parts."
 
 
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Feb 1, 2014
For once I agree with the PHB. At least the new guy will pick up a new, unique set of dysfunctional behaviors. He may ease the shredder's burden by eating the excess paperwork.
 
 
 
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