I just saw this and had a great laugh. Everybody in the office wondering what was wrong. I work for NASA at the Kennedy Space Center and this is so much the typical meeting. Scott, you hit this one out of the park. Funny thing is, my "PHB" is also an engineer.
"And how do you count the people that have gluten sensitivity..."
That line is the winner for me. Another, "Do we have to get a vegetarian pizza for those that can't eat pepperoni?"
And I agree, groovitude, Zeno's paradox is beautiful.
7th panel is something I hear at family reunions a lot. If they put us in charge of meal acquisition, then expect to have a slice cap when the pizza comes around.... 60 degrees (Of a single pie) maximum per person.