Hey Scott, your interests are way wider than I 've expected :) Bravo again! Maybe you should start a contest under each stripe to find out what people think you chose as a punch line :) And winner could recieve T-Shirt with main character in the stripe on it ... with some clever quote of course :)
'Finite willpower' makes me think of Sherlock Holmes' idea of a 'brain attic'. If you clutter it up with useless information you'll run out of room when you really need it. So, I guess, let them eat crumpets.