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Feb 4, 2014
If you would like to shave off a couple extra years, in favor to the present; I would suggest smoking. Apparently, very relaxing and guaranteed to take off another 10-15 years.
Feb 4, 2014
ruishka, I hope that awesome double entendre was intended.

I can certainly sympathize with Dilbert's position here...so let him eat cake!
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Feb 4, 2014
@Dilbertlicious We *have* to have willpower. We don't get 30 guaranteed vacation days, guaranteed health care (we can afford) and if our jobs are classified as "exempt" (most office jobs are), we can literally be required to work unlimited hours with no extra compensation above base pay.

When I reach my 12th year with my company, I'll be eligible for my 4th week of vacation per year. At 25 years, I'll ostensibly get 5 weeks. This is reasonably generous by American standards.
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Feb 4, 2014
Cartman! :P
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Feb 4, 2014
Healthy mind or healthy body....we give you a choice.
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